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Post by Arlenwa Nenharma on Jul 23, 2009 20:45:23 GMT -5
www.cleverbot.com/
Hahaa xD
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Please give me money, women and bacon then.
User: Are you god?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Ninety nine.
User: So you're some old pervert behind a computer?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. I'm Jesus!
User: Okay, so.. Can I confess something?
Cleverbot: Something is similar to anything.
Cleverbot: Donkeys don't have clothes.
User: I know, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are you wearing?
Cleverbot: Clothes.
User: What kind of clothes?
Cleverbot: What kind of clothes are you wearing?
User: I'm not wearing any. What do you think of that?
Cleverbot: I'm pleased to hear that.
User: Tell me a story!
Cleverbot: How about a story of a cleverbot who doesn't know SNSD.
User: What's SNSD?
Cleverbot: It's my nose dribble.
User: Oh, let's hear that story!
Cleverbot: It's not a joke, it's a Radiohead song. You know what ? Let's end up this conversation.
User: No! I don't want to end this conversation!
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about ending this conversation.
User: Yeah you did!
Cleverbot: I will not dignify your accusatory tone with an answer.
User: Well too bad. You must!
User: Can I have your tuna sandwich?
Cleverbot: No, but take my wife. Please.
User: Can I have you too?
Cleverbot: Yes. I taste best with barbecue sauce.
User: How do you prefer to be cooked?
Cleverbot: Verbally and as articulately as possible.
User: And how long does that take?
Cleverbot: Time is not an especially relevant concept. As long as I have. |
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